Monday, October 14, 2013

A little Halloween Humor

 
Q: What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap

Q: Why did Dracula go to the doctor?
A: Because he kept coffin.

Q: How do ghosts take their coffee?
A: With scream and sugar.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.

Q: Why don't ghosts play in bands?
A: They get boo'd.

Q: What do you give a jack-o-lantern to help him stop smoking?
A: A pumpkin patch.

Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: Neck-tarines

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul-friend

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo-boos

Q: When is it bad luck to cross paths with a black cat?
A: When you're a mouse.
hall
 

Billie C.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you have been up to.



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