Q: What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap
Q: Why did Dracula go to the doctor?
A: Because he kept coffin.
Q: How do ghosts take their coffee?
A: With scream and sugar.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
Q: Why don't ghosts play in bands?
A: They get boo'd.
Q: What do you give a jack-o-lantern to help him stop smoking?
A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: Neck-tarines
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul-friend
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo-boos
Q: When is it bad luck to cross paths with a black cat?
A: When you're a mouse.
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